SQUIRRELJUMPER.COM ANNOUNCES GOOD-WILL ROAD-SHOW

SALINAS, CA - May 12, 2001 - SquirrelJumper.com, Inc, the worldwide leader in squirrel relocations, removal, and extraction, today announced a North America-wide Good-Will Road-Show entitled "Jumping Into the Future."

The promotional press tour, featuring appearances by Jumpy, the SquirrelJumper mascot, (SEE RELATED: SQUIRRELJUMPER.COM BRINGS JUMPY TO A VENURE NEAR YOU) educational and informational seminars, (SEE RELATED: A CONSUMER ALERT FROM SQUIRRELJUMPER.COM) and detailed financial summaries for the kids, (SEE RELEATED: SQUIRRELJUMPER.COM REPORTS THIRD QUARTER EARNINGS) will be traveling to shopping malls, county fairs, monster truck rallies, and senior centers throughout North and Central America.

"We feel that, in today's economic climate, the American Public needs assurance that the same service and dedication they've come to expect from SquirrelJumper.com, will continue well into the next millenium," said Roy McClellan, V.P. of Jumper Relations. "Besides, my niece is graduating next month, and I had to get to the East Coast anyway."

"The Jumping Public expects a pro-active, core-technology focused, enterprise. We're coordinating programmed off-line, source channel positioning iterations that touch-base, and connect with our customers. In today's market, expediting dimensional branding that clarifies sidebar leveraging of shifted paradigm conferences just makes sense." said Bern Falmador, Director of Product Placement. "We will advise shareholders on the same-page visions under consideration after the tour."

The three-week tour of every major city in the North-Western Hemisphere will begin next weekend at the Salinas County, CA Fairgrounds, wind its way across America's Heartland, and conclude in Umingmaqautik, QC, Canada.

"Of course we'll keep heuristic digital time phased sychronized third generation scenarios in mind," added Mr. Falmador.

 

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