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ANNOUNCES GOOD-WILL ROAD-SHOW SALINAS,
CA - May 12, 2001 - SquirrelJumper.com, Inc, the
worldwide leader in squirrel relocations,
removal, and extraction, today announced a North
America-wide Good-Will Road-Show entitled
"Jumping Into the Future."
The promotional press tour, featuring
appearances by Jumpy, the SquirrelJumper mascot,
(SEE RELATED: SQUIRRELJUMPER.COM
BRINGS JUMPY TO A VENURE NEAR YOU)
educational and informational seminars, (SEE
RELATED: A CONSUMER ALERT
FROM SQUIRRELJUMPER.COM) and detailed
financial summaries for the kids, (SEE RELEATED: SQUIRRELJUMPER.COM REPORTS
THIRD QUARTER EARNINGS) will be traveling to
shopping malls, county fairs, monster truck
rallies, and senior centers throughout North and
Central America.
"We feel that, in today's economic
climate, the American Public needs assurance that
the same service and dedication they've come to
expect from SquirrelJumper.com, will continue
well into the next millenium," said Roy
McClellan, V.P. of Jumper Relations.
"Besides, my niece is graduating next month,
and I had to get to the East Coast anyway."
"The Jumping Public expects a pro-active,
core-technology focused, enterprise. We're
coordinating programmed off-line, source channel
positioning iterations that touch-base, and
connect with our customers. In today's market,
expediting dimensional branding that clarifies
sidebar leveraging of shifted paradigm
conferences just makes sense." said Bern
Falmador, Director of Product Placement. "We
will advise shareholders on the same-page visions
under consideration after the tour."
The three-week tour of every major city in the
North-Western Hemisphere will begin next weekend
at the Salinas County, CA Fairgrounds, wind its
way across America's Heartland, and conclude in
Umingmaqautik, QC, Canada.
"Of course we'll keep heuristic digital
time phased sychronized third generation
scenarios in mind," added Mr. Falmador.
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